Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 9:52 AM
WOULDNT IT BE NICE.





















SLEEPOOOOVERRRR!!!!!vanessa looks serious.




















I NEEDED TO SNEEZE.



















IM EATING, PISS OFF BIOTCH.


























































SHONSHOOON SHAVE YOURRR FURR!!!
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i swear!!!i have noooo idea what they were doing.{eyes bulges}













































CUTEST PICTURE ON EARTTH.ONEARTH.ONEARTH.


































well, we tried to study!























































IM PUTTING THIS ON FRIENDSTER AND FACEBOOK SCOOT.:DDDD!!!

ARRRRHHH!!!!!!!
HISTORY AND LIT IS OVER!OVER!OVERRR!!
well, at least the first part of lit is over. WERFMEFKERMREMGEM.
HAHAHAHA!!DURING HISTORY,
mister sim went "GIR-S" on the mike and then min and i, almost all the girls got a BIGBIG SHOCK AND LIKE THEIR HANDS LOST CONTROL AND I DREW A LINE ACROSS MY PAGE.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
i turned behind and i saw min's want-to-die face.
hahahahahaha!!!!!
when i wanted to take a break, i just looked left and stared at gayle to prevent myopia and to destress.
I WAS WATCHING HER STRUGGLE!!!SO FUNNNN!!!:DDD!i mean, tsktsk man chloe.


AND THENNNN!!!!!
i made dennis buy me a cheese hotdog {evil laughter}
LIBRARY WITH ALVIN AND MIN!!!!
IT WAS SUPER SUPER FUNNYYYY!!!AHHHAHAHAHA!!!!
like i pulled alvin, and he fell with the chair and when we wanted to sit back onto the chair, he fell again.MIN AND I JUST HYPERVENTILATED.HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
THEN!!!
I COMPANIED MIN TO TAKE HER BUS,
SHE RAN AFTER THE BUS LIKE SOME MENTAL KID AND THEN HER SKIRT LIFTED UP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!and then she banged on the bus's door and the door did not open.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!i just stood there and laugh like
#@$@#$@$!!!!(:

PP WITH SCOOTY AND ALVIIIN!!!:DDD!
i came back from the toilet and alvin bought long johns for me(:(:(:(:(: thank you babyyy!!!!
thheeennn!!!alvin's house!!!!!i've not been playing with shonshon.HE IS SUPER HYPER AND HE LICKS ALOT.SO! alvin had fun with him, all the growling and barking, hahahahaha!!!
WE WENT TO RAFFLES PLACE,
TO THE CLARKE QUEY OR QUAY AREA.SOOOO FUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was like, all the clubs and bars and restaurants and like the liverpool match was on,
and it was filled with caucasians, there were even indians with the slangs.SOOO COOL.
then some guys stripped showing off their not-so-muscular muscles.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
thennnnnn!!!!
in alvin's bro pork restaurant, alex!!!
IT WAS SOOO FUN.HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!alvin lifted up alex's shirt and showedoff his pot belly.
and then lifted up even more and showed his boobies.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!SO POOR THINGG!!!HAHAHAH!!!!

THENNN!!!
TO SENTOSA COVEEE!!!!
WOAH.
I'VE NEVER EVER EVER EVER KNEW THERE WERE HOUSES IN SENTOSA AND LIKE ALL THE HOUSES WERE REEAALLY NICE AND GIMONGOUS.
ALV, SCOOTY AND I SWAAAAMM!!!
and alex wore his nice underwear.hahahahahha!!SEE NO EVIL!!!!
i was like some small kid and alvin had to hold on to me wherever i went.
and like all of them peed in the pool.AND I DRANK GALLONS OF IT.
dwleknfekrjfnerfe!!!!
so i said i needed to pee and alvin like carried me but like you knowwww!!!when a baby shitted, the mom like carried it far away.
OOMGGGG...
and its really nice farting underwater.hahahahaaha!!!!

YAYYYY!!!:DDD!!SO FUNNNNNN!!!!
and my dad spoke to alvin!(:
SLEEP WELL.




Friday, April 25, 2008, 10:47 AM
GET READY TO INHALE THIS.














































































so glamorous.hahahaha!!!
















































this is huimin after scolding the ****lah.























lord,save me.















































ARRRHH HI.
I HAVE 33243455 THINGS I WANNA SAY.
SO! im most probably gonna forget 2/3's of it once i've started typing.
OKAY!I'VE JUST FORGOTTEN SOME OF IT.
TODAY!!!!!!
its practically a min and gayle day.hahahahaha!!!!{idiot's day.}
IM GONNA FAIL CHINESE.
INSTEAD OF WRITING ABOUT SENTOSA,I WROTE ABOUT FREAKIN CHINATOWN.
AND INSTEAD OF WRITING ABOUT ORGANISATIONS IN THE SCHOOL, I WROTE ABOUT THE FOENRTFREN CAMP IN A FOREST UNDER THE FREAKIN TREE!!!!
fail.


hahahahaha!!!
gayle and i were like writing FAIL FAIL FAIL MY LOVE FOR FAILING...WILL NEVER END.."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
and their "not-so" sarcasm is making me go rokniotmigektmgelm!!!
everytime the not-so-big butt or anything not soish came out from my mouth i would slap myself.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MIN WAS POWDERFUL I TELL YOU.
cause there were 2 pervs starring at us in the bus.
one was the spasm one and another was the wannabe-ahbeng but cannot make it.
WAKAKAKA.
min was CB CB CB CB.HAHAHAH!!!
THEN THERE WAS THIS i wanted to say bangla, but heyhey!!!srilanka roxxxz. omgosh, now everytime when the word sri lanka pops into my mind, i think of the flying head suicide bomber.HAHAHAHAHA.okay,chloe shut up.
RIGHT! MIN WAS LIKE "WHATWHAT STARE WHAT STARE"
or something like that.HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
she should have just sang the bicycle song.


THE BBQ!!!!!
WOAH MAN.
TODAY WAS THE DAY, I SAW THE BIGGEST SAUSAGE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
ITS LIKE WOOAAAHH!!!BIG BEYOND BIG.
HAHAHA!!!min&gayle: not-so-small.
AND ITS LIKE BIG! AND TASTY!!!!!WOOT WOOT.im craving for it now darn it.
NFERNGER ARHHH I CANT REMEMBER!!!BUT IT WAS SUPER DUPER UPER FUN!!!:D!
i wedgiefied min.YAY!
i spitted/spat ice at gayle and she slapped me32342432 times.HAHAHAHA!

OH FISH.
MY BILL'S 130 BUCKS.++++++++
uh oh.im so fished.
OH WELLS!MY MOM APPLIED FOR THIS SINGTEL STUDENT THINGY AND ALL MY SMSES TO ALVIN ARE HALVED!!!:D WHEEHEE!!!!
talking about that, omg...my mom could have registered for the click 5 concert thingy but she didnt.RAH.):
speaking about my momma, shes going to have fun with my dada from sat till weds.
OH WELLS!!!! im gonna switch her room light the entire night till the bulb bursts or something.
:D!!!!


i miss alvin.):
i miss alvin.):
i miss alvin.):
i do not enjoy quarrelling/upsetting emo talks with you.
because i have to much fun having fun with you.
and i love you.
OHOHOH.HE IS SUUUUPER CUTE TODAY OKAAAYY!!!
OMG.THERES A COCKROACH ON THE WALL BESIDE ME.HAHAHAHAHA!!!
anyways, we were like messaging in rhymes.he was soooooooooooo cuuuteeeee!!!(:(((:!!!


HI.
AND THEN!
THOMAS CAME AND FETCHED GAYLE AND I HOME.
GAYLE AND I SLEPT ON EACH OTHER AND KNOCKED OUT.HAHAHAHA!!!
the way we slept.HOW GLAMOUROUS MAN.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ITS 2.19AM.
BYE.my momma's still pissed about my bill.
when she's pissed, daddy will kill me.
OH WELL!


AND!!!
whats your 34lergkremgemglenej geg problem.
im not even your friend or its not like i even talk to you.
whats your problem? what do you have against me?
jealousy?and..jealousy?
so what if i used to hang out with a group of boys.
well, im pretty sure they make better friends than you do.
plus, you cant call me a flirt or anything now because i have a boyfriend whom i love very much.
i wont be surprised if you're jealous of that too.
i stole derek away from you?
he was never yours. and, i never stole him. he's one of my bestfriends.got a problem with that?
if you have any problem with me and huimin,
look at us in the eye then since you have the guts to say all of this.
in school, you dont even have the guts to look at me or min.
the fact that you called min a slut, haha.
dont you know she has a stead? whom they both are very committed to each other?
do you even know whats a slut?
and namecalling me, hahahaha.
ARRHHHHHHHH MAY GOD BLESS YOU CHILD.




Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 3:27 AM
if you dont believe me, just put your hands on me.

I THINK IM STILL IN LOVE AFTER 40 DAYS.
ALVIN PHILIP FOO.
i love you(:
and i take back what i first stated,
i am still in love with you(:
i feel so stupid.like a little kid going crazy over her idol.
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHA!!!!!!

there are just too many memories of us, and as we walk along this path, im gonna leave traces of it so that if anyone of us ever stray away from the track, we'll use this traces to lead us back to where we came from.
COOL! I USED MY OWN BRAIN TO THINK OF THAT(:
no one other than you and i know the fun, love and everything that we had because its just for you to keep.
im really really happy, probably happier than anyone else.
im a happier chloe than anyone has ever seen.
all because i have you alvin foo.(:

when i was a little girl, i always told myself that my dream boyfriend,
would be one who would look after me no matter how busy he would be,
he would be the one who finds a million and one ways to make me smile,
he would be everything that you are,alvin.(:
i wasted so much time, wasting my breathe on boys who were never like you,
if i could take back this wasted time,
i'd wish i could have been the first girl you ever had.
I LOVE YOU WAXED-LEG HAIR BOY!:DDD!!!!

YAYYY!!I FINALLY BLOGGGEDDD.
i swear school has been a drag,
butbutttt!!!!!!
theres always gayleh and buimin to make my day oh-so-special!!!!!:DDDD!!!!
seeing them everyday makes me love them even even even morrrrreee!!!!
even when with their "not-so-pimply" and "not-so-black"ssss,
i always have to think for 3 seconds before i get what they mean.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
you two are just like my own sisters.
BIOTCHES.(:

i have been seeing this retard almost everyday.
even when i dont plan on seeing him, i still see him!!!
hahahahahahahaha!!!! jkjk(:
i love knocking into you fool!
SCOTT WILL.I.AM WOODWORTH!
I CAN ACTUALLY SPOT YOU FROM SUPER FAR BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR.
somehow its like jimmy neutron's.WAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
WRL;KFMERLKMERKLM fish!!!i want to say something but i dont think IM ALLOWED TO.
raaaahhh!!!!! scott,you're my next waxing leg hair victim.

I WANNA WANNA WANNA GO FOR THE CLICK 55555555555555!!!!!!!!
PLEASY PLEASY PLEASY PLEASE.
and mommy!!!please read this *hinthint*




Saturday, April 19, 2008, 3:32 AM
HI.




Monday, April 14, 2008, 12:57 AM
YARH TRICK YARH!




HI.
I PROMISED GAYLE THAT I WOULD BLOG ABOUT MIN GAYLE SCOTT DEREK AND ALVIN.
BUT I CANT FIND THE TIME TO.
5 CHEENA REPORT WRITING.
1 SUMMARY.
OEMGGMEKGNEJKGENKGMNELGNERKLFMNERGVME
AND TESTS.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH!!!!!!
SUPER SUPER SUUUUPER SORRY!(:
I'LL UPDATE SUPER SOON!
OMG.YESTERDAY WAS THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER I LAST KISSED MY MOM.
i wanted to scream fart and die.
hahahahahaa!!!!(:
ALVIN, WHERE ARRREE YOOOOUUU!!!
HURRY COOOMEE!!!!):):):




Tuesday, April 8, 2008, 5:58 AM
MUNGJEN WARRIOR.

I'VE BEEN HAVING THE URGE TO EXCRETE FAECES RECENTLY.
lao shi said that bung sai is an ahlian word.
HELLOOOOOOO.
MIEE HOR, DO NOT TOK LIK TIZ EUUU NOE!!!!!
i bet that if i fight with an ah lian all i have to do is pinch her ninis and she's try using her yellowish long nails and try to scratch me while i shove my fist up her nose.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

hi.
i have not been eating fruits and veggies, neither have i been dancing or running.
im becoming like alvin!!!
OH NO.OH NO. OH NO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
SCHOOL = STRESS = URGE TO SHIT.
TABBIE! SCOTTY! AND ALVINA TODAY!(:




Monday, April 7, 2008, 8:56 AM
your kiss might kill me.










































I OWE MIN LIKE 34234223422 CUPS OF BUBBLE TEA.
sorry girl for not coming on saturday.
super duper uper sorryyy!!!!
eeekss!!!!!! paopaocha pearls look like toad eggs.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!SO WHOEVER;S READING THIS, I HOPE WHEN YOU YOU DRINK EM YOU'LL THINK OF TOAD EGGS AND THEN THINK OF ME!!WAKAKKA!:DDD!

TABBIE & SCOTTY ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
both of them.
NO CHANGE.
i mean, tabbie is the old tabbie!!!
and scott's the old scott!!!!!!
hornier?yes!!!!!
retarderer?YES!
taller? bloooddyyy.......

ARRRRHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS SO HAPPY I SMILED TILL MY FACE GOT SCREWED.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
SUNDAY!!!!
MASS WITH MISTER FOO, SARAH,SCOTT,TABBIE AND SHAWN.
omgggossshhhhhhhh...
i was like thinking about the father's botak head.
he really needs yun nam haircare.
& THEN!!!!!!
STAR*UCKS, AND THEN YES AND THEN NO AND THEN IT WAS SUPER FUN!
AND
THENEEEE@?#@@$#!#!!
ARRRHHH I NEED TO SLEEP.
BYE.

ALVIN'S SUPER CUTE.
YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO OUR RECORDING.
A: "i loveee.........................pies.."
C:"CHEESEPIE!!!!" {cb.get what i mean.}hahahahaha!!!!


school's awesome because of gayle and minmin.(:(:(:aww...so sweet.
but im really missing those upskirting and stuff.SIIIGH.




Thursday, April 3, 2008, 2:10 AM
Is It You.

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today was bad.its okay chloe! you're just having a bad day.chill okay?OKAY!(:
im not enjoying lessons now.
now that min's right at the other end of the class and i cant even see gayle from the front cause she's like a little midget among the giants.LOL.
i kinda had a bad talk with gayle today.
and im still worrying about her.
and our friendship.maybe not our friendship, because its locked and its been repaired so many times.im not gonna unlock it again.
this special friendship that i have with min and gayle, is probably why im able to survive in school everyday.and just, everyday.
everyday, i just hope you girls know i think about you two.
(:

i bumped into derek at 7 eleven today.
everytime i bump into him, i will be super glad and ELATED yay!!!!good english!!!!:DDD!
but we havent been talking,
and as far as i know, scott and him arent really talking too.
DEREK, KNOCK KNOCK.
COME BACK HOME.
WHERE ARE YOU.

willy's upset.
its just so hurting to watch someone having to leave his buds time and time again.
so why cant all of us just treasure what we have now?
scotty!!!!!!! cheerr uppp!!!!(:(:(:
i'll help you to fail math!!!!and STUDY WITH YOU OKAAAY!!!!!
SMILLEEE!!!:DDDDD!!!!
DONT WORRY BE HAPPY!!!!
looks like i wont be missing this pubic hair for so long afterall(:

I GOT CAUGHT USING MY HANDPHONE TWICE IN 2 DAYS.
SEE ALVIN!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
WHYYYYYYYY ARE YOU GONNA CUT YOUR HAIRR..
I WANT TO CUT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
{muahaha.shave all! shave all!!!!}
i will cut super nice okay(:
{not}
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
im missing you baby(:

and this cheekopeh asked me out on sunday.eeeeks! i'd rather go out with my imaginary friend, berii then you.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!GAYLE!!!!
OMG.
YESTERDAY WAS SUPER FUN.F&N.
inside joke(:
BYE.




Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 7:46 AM
so excited.





















BO CHUP FACE.HAHAHAHAHA!!!!





















carrying bible okay! dont playplay.















alvin: vhat the vuck is this girl doing?!














probably the reason why i love school.

HELLOHELLOHELLOOO!!!(:
THIS DEAD HAS BEEN DEAD.
AND I NEED TO SHIAT.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gayle is officially the prankiestest of all the prankies.omg.that biotch.
she practically tricked me twice.THANK GOODNESS MY HEART COULD TAKE IT OKAY.
i tricked alvin, derek and scott!!!!!!wakakaaka!!!!
i just realised i forgot to trick both gayle and min cause gay was already doing the job.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

LIFE HAS BEEN SUPER DUPER UPPPPERR HECTIC!!!!!!(:(:(:
I LIKE IT HECTIC.
school's either super fun!!!super horny or super chaotic or dead and boring till i could pluck out all my eyebrows in class.
in school, the only things i look forward to are 1.FUNJOYLAUGHTER WITH GAY AND MIN!!!!(:(:(:!!!!! 2.make fun of brown woman{nikkie} 3. entertain myself by starring at mr nice ass and pore face.
:DDDDD!!!!!!

I LOVE GAYLE! MIN!SCOTTY! DEREKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
):):)::):):!!!!
i fought with gayle today.
min brutally abused me.
scotty has super nice and clear skin and nice hair now.im super jealous.
derek, m.i.a

NOWNOWNOWW!!LETS TALK ABOUT ALVIN!!!:DDDD!!!
ESCAPE THEME PARK DAY,
OMG.I SWEAR IT WAS SUPER DUPER UUUPER FUNNY!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
ON THE VIKING SHIP, WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME CAUSE OF THIS LITTLE GIRL OPPOSITE US, HER FACE EXPRESSION.OMG.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
alvin just laughed like this "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!MY BACK! PAIN! MY BACK! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" and stomped his feet.hahahaha!
he was super duper uper cute okay!!! holding on tight to the railings on the turning round thingy which goes high.and the rainbow family ride.hahahahahaha!!!!

omg.im like sitting up straight and i dozed off.

WHATEVER IM SLEEPING NOW.
BYE.




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